10² + 2(46) = Hoërskool Durbanville

Deur Klia Verster

Dìt is die wenresep vir 192 jaar se besonderse skoolhou: Die ryke geskiedenis,wat die boustene van ons skool vorm,tesame met die merkwaardige bestuur daarvan het daartoe gelei dat die skool steeds as een van die top skole in die land beskou word. Dus het die Koeberger besluit om hierdie besonderse aantal jaar te eer deur ‘n paar buitengewoon feite oor die skool en die bestuur daarvan te ondersoek.

Die Koeberger het die bestuur van ons skool benader en die SR is gevra om hulle gunsteling grappies te deel:

1. When I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked. – Anke

2. Waar vat jy ‘n meisie vir pizza op die eerste date? Nêrens, jy pizza net daar. – Ben

3. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment. – Dawson

4. What does a cow say without lips? Oooo. – Èlan

5. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together. – Emile

6. Need an Ark? I Noah guy. – Grete

7. Wat kry jy as jy ‘n hek en ‘n bosluis kruis? ‘n Hectic. – Inge

8. Why does everyone like the mushroom? Because he is a fun guy. – Kaylee

9. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. –Lian

10. Wat sê die een skilpad vir die ander een? Hou my dop. – Louwrens

11. Hoekom slaan Tarzan op sy bors? Want hy’t ‘n piesang te vining ingesluk. – Mia

12. Het iemand al ooit jou naam oor ‘n berg geroep? *flex arm en sê naam* - Nellie

13. My friend asked what rhymes with orange? And I said no it doesn’t. – Micka

14. A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, “Make me one with everything” – Quinton

15. Hoekom vat Jan van der Merwe sy toolboks saam strand toe? Hy probeer die branders wat gebreek het regmaak. – Riaan

16. Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? Beacause she couldn’t control her pupils.

17. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it. –Runé

18. How do you throw a space party? You planet. – Marietjie

19. You know what they say about cliffhangers?... –Schalk

20. What did PnP tell Woolworths when the other shop walked past? Checkhers. - Stéf

21. Have you heard about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium? He just

couldn’t put it down. – Stefan

22. Did you hear about the oxygen and potassium went on a date? It was OK. -Stephan

23. What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dammm. – Xander

24. It was such an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers. – Anke

25. What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet! – Dawson

26. Did you hear about the new movie “Constipated?” It hasn’t come out yet. – Èlan

27. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. – Emile

28. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He invented the nobel prize. -JW

29. Hoe maak jy jou warm op ‘n koue dag? Gaan staan in ‘n hoek, dit is altyd 90°. – Kaylee

30. Wat is groen en kan sing? Elvis Presley. – Lian

31. Hoekom is die Simba chippie so negatief? Hy is besig om deur ‘n dip te gaan. –Louwrens

32. Ken jy die grappie van Piet wat in die badkamer was? E kook nie, die deur was toe… -Mia

33. Why was the scientist bad at pranks? He lacked the element of surprise. –Maja

34. What is the astronauts favourite place on a computer? The Spacebar. - Micka

35. What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador. –Marietjie

36. Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was ‘Bach, Bach, Bach” - Nellie

37. Hoekom bly Jan in ‘n ronde huis? Sodat ‘n spook hom nie in ‘n hoek vas kan druk nie. – Riaan

38. What is the first bet you can make in life? The Alpha bet. – Rocco

39. Why is the New Testament jealous of the Old one? He is Ruthless. – Runé

40. How do you stop an elephant from charging? You take away her credit card. – Stéf

41. Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet. –Schalk

42. Hoekom kan ‘n T-Rex nie sy hande klap nie? Hy is extinct. –Maja

43. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris you would be in Seine. – Stephan

44. Why was the scarecrow promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field. – Xander

45. What do you get when you throw a piano down a shaft? A flat miner. –Ben

46. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. – Inge